Pages made from paper.

When you have nothing to fear, you have nothing.
I know lots of stories, perhaps one day I'll tell them.
To flee is life, to linger, death.
You will fall far short of my expectations.
If I were Lily Evans, I would have chosen Severus Snape.

Oct 2

(via dulect)


hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

(via dulect)


starmies:

This is modern art

starmies:

This is modern art

(via communistbakery)



Oct 1

humorking:

i wanna make out with you for like 6 hours straight

(via fadeout-again)


artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

this decision is not supported by the IAU tho?

(via australian-government)


stonernahuel:

That fucking moment….

stonernahuel:


That fucking moment….

(via mygirlfriendattempts)


I’ve given up some things
I guess that doesn’t matter
Started other things
I guess that doesn’t matter
I finally wrote your song
Another unsent letter
In a pile addressed to you
Care of something somewhere better

I’m spending all my time
Driving ‘round, faking clever
With a girl who seems alright
And another one who’s better


i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

(via scrubs)


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