Pages made from paper.

When you have nothing to fear, you have nothing.
I know lots of stories, perhaps one day I'll tell them.
To flee is life, to linger, death.
You will fall far short of my expectations.
If I were Lily Evans, I would have chosen Severus Snape.

Aug 1

5265ad:

Me: So you’re telling attendance isn’t needed to pass this class

Professor: Well I guess you could just email me every assignment and final and pass

Me: You dun fucked up bruh

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)


strainsandstripes:

the back to school aisle never looked so beautiful

strainsandstripes:

the back to school aisle never looked so beautiful

(via dulect)


wolfluxury:

bo burnham being a sassy little shit on twitter part 2/5

(via boburnahms)


(via dulect)


Judge Judy finally got a Hollywood star!

Judge Judy finally got a Hollywood star!


Jul 31
All of a sudden like 700 porn blogs following me, woah.

All of a sudden like 700 porn blogs following me, woah.


marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Rupert Giles, The Quotable Librarian

(via maastrictian)


schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

(via malnutrisha)


As if it’s not bad enough that they’re the gang rapists of the sea, now they’re practising necrophilic beastiality. No hands for a flesh light? These innovative fucks have made themselves a fish light.


Jul 30
icantgrowanewheart:

This killed me 😂

icantgrowanewheart:

This killed me 😂

(via kingsleyyy)


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