Pages made from paper.

When you have nothing to fear, you have nothing.
I know lots of stories, perhaps one day I'll tell them.
To flee is life, to linger, death.
You will fall far short of my expectations.
If I were Lily Evans, I would have chosen Severus Snape.

Apr 17

isnerdy:

rj4gui4r:

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR

…a doctor who built a body.

(via moonbehindclouds)


palet-ea:

itshardtobeyoung:

Dont even try to deny the fact that this was the best kitchen in the entire world and still is.

agreed

palet-ea:

itshardtobeyoung:

Dont even try to deny the fact that this was the best kitchen in the entire world and still is.

agreed

(via iammasterofcoffeeandvideogames)


moonbehindclouds:

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Here’s what you missed on Glee

moonbehindclouds:

muffpunch:

todd-johnson:

what even are cats

Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

Here’s what you missed on Glee


urbancatfitters:

image

y es;;; THE ONly GIRL!!!! cOn,grATUALTIO!NS yoU ARE the BE,ST GIRL!!!

(via fabiobirza)


edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

(via memewhore)


Apr 16

(via memewhore)


“If you blame Native American communities for their poverty, remember that the entire continent was stolen from them.

If you blame Black American communities for their relative poverty, remember that Black Americans were stolen from a continent, trafficked, and enslaved for nearly 300 years.

Tell me again about how your family ‘started from nothing’ when they immigrated. Didn’t they start from whiteness? Seems like a pretty good start.

The American Dream required dual genocides, but tell me again about fairness and equal opportunity. Tell me about democracy, modeled after the Iroquois Confederacy. Tell me your proud heritage, and I will show you the violence that made it so.”
Kim Katrin Crosby, Keynote Speaker for LGBTQ History Month at Dartmouth (30 September 2013)

(via moonbehindclouds)


drunkblogging:

one of the best scenes in cinematic history

(via memewhore)


poopflow:

smokeweedandeatpizza:

This is where that aubrey gif came from.

IM CRYING

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)


chappaai-trekker:

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

Pissed off, vengeful turtle is my favorite!

chappaai-trekker:

technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.

Pissed off, vengeful turtle is my favorite!

(via memewhore)


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